January 2009
35 posts
December 2008
23 posts
Fuck You, Penguin →
everything i have ever wanted to say to animals
BBQ
thenelsontwins:
It is … FAR too early for BBQ lunch.
NEVER
The Happening
I wish it hadn’t. I still love you though Zooey.
Black Bird Fly(BBF-ブラックバードフライ) →
C’mon Santa
Spearmint Rhino
Me: Who decided it would be a good idea to name a strip club Spearmint Rhino?
Angela: Well, spearmint cause it's clean and fresh and rhino for, you know, cause you charge in like a rhino (makes a charging motion).
Me: Sometimes I love you.
Arriving in the Bahamas
Cab Driver: (pointing to road sign) You see what they named this road?
Me: Oh. Look at that. John F. Kennedy
Cab Driver: He was your president that was assassinated. (continues to state the exact date)
Me: (reassuringly) That's right.
Cab Driver: I have to ask you a question.
Me: Ok
Cab Driver: How many of your presidents have been assassinated?
Me: (reluctantly) Uhhh. Oh I don't know.
[silence]
Me: Three?
Cab Driver: Four (holds up his hand)
Me: Ahhhh.
Cab Driver: I'll name them for you. (continues to name three of them) And....and....who was the most recent one?
Me: (noticing he forgot Lincoln) Umm. Lincoln?
Cab Driver: Yeah!
Bahamas Entry 1
Holy cow I’m out of the country. I actually have reason to refer to the “states” when talking to people. Although it wasn’t easy getting here. Both of my flights were delayed. Actually everyone’s flight was delayed making it impossible to meet up since I was coming from LA, others from STL, Miami, and New York. Also impossible is any chance of coordinating with...